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Day 1 · about 25 minutes

Teach Jessica your business.

This is the only homework. Everything she knows comes from this form, so the more real your answers, the less she sounds like a chatbot. It saves in this browser as you type, so you can stop and come back.

Your seven-day clock starts when this lands, not when you paid. Take the time you need. If you'd rather talk it through, bring it to the kickoff call and we'll fill it in with you.

Section 1 of 8 Who you are

So we can set up your accounts and reach you when something needs a decision.

Section 2 of 8 What you sell

In the words your customers use, not your internal names. She has to recognize what someone means when they type it badly at 11pm.

Section 3 of 8 Pricing rules

The most important section on this form, and the one that stalls builds when it's skipped. She will never invent a number. She'll only say what you put here.

Section 4 of 8 Hours, area, and calendar

She answers at 3am. She just won't promise that you will.

Section 5 of 8 The questions you get every week

This single section decides how good she sounds. Answer them the way you'd answer them, not the way a brochure would.

Section 6 of 8 Who you don't want

She'll spot these and close them out politely instead of putting them on your calendar.

Section 7 of 8 When she hands off to a human

She books and qualifies. Anything live, angry, or expensive goes to a person. We need to know who, and how fast.

Section 8 of 8 How you sound

She learns your voice from real messages, not from a tone setting. Paste three texts you've actually sent a customer. Typos and all — that's the point.

Got it. The clock starts now.

Your build is underway. You'll hear from us on day two to approve account connections, and your test number lands on day five. Nothing goes live until you've tried to break her.

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